The Coronation of Baroness Morgan: A Farce of Democratic Process
In the latest episode of political absurdity, we witness the crowning of the unelected Baroness Morgan of Ely as Welsh First Minister. The epitome of democratic principles, where the people’s voice is supposedly paramount, is now overshadowed by an individual who has never earned a single vote for this esteemed position. One can only marvel at the audacity.
Uniting the Fractured Labour Party
Baroness Morgan’s ascension comes as the Labour Party in Wales resembles a dysfunctional family reunion, with members squabbling over every conceivable issue. But fear not, for Morgan’s impeccable track record of non-electoral success surely qualifies her to unite this bickering bunch. Perhaps her first move will be to employ a team of therapists to facilitate group hugs and trust exercises. What better way to mend a fractured party than with some good old-fashioned forced camaraderie?
The Gething Conundrum
